adulthood is realizing joey was the sweet guy and ross is a dick
It’s so true. I idolised Ross as a kid and thought Joey was crass. Now?? Everything Ross says makes me cringe and Jesus he’s so self entitled. But Joey?? My baby Joey. Loves sex and sandwiches and is upfront about all of it. I can’t fault him on that.
Let’s see, things ross has done:
Calls his bride the wrong name at the altar.
Tells Rachel he got the divorce even though he did not
can’t handle Rachel having a working relationship with a Good Looking Man that he literally sends a miriachi band to her work to let everyone know she is Taken.
sleeps with a woman only several hours after going on a break he didn’t want from Rachel and can’t own up to the hypocrisy or that what he did (if maybe not technically cheating) is Gross
When he has a chance to get back with Rachel he immediately breaks up with his girlfriend while they are on vacation at a beach house
lies to Rachel who has poured her soul out into a letter in order to make sure they start their relationship correctly.
Is STILL jealous over the same guy YEARS later in the same way
Fires his Nanny because he can’t handle that it’s a man (masculinity so fragile)
There are obviously Way More
Things Joey has done:
Gets a friendship bracelet for Chandler
when Phoebe breaks up with him as Ursula and they kiss he immediately knows it’s her and it’s clearly an amazing experience but it doesn’t lead to anything because they just love each other
Goes on a date with his pregnant roommate because she’s feeling bad about missing being taken out.
Loves having Rachel and Emma living with him even though having a screaming child would inhibit a lifestyle he grew out of
Marries two of his friends
Actually develops as a character
That one he eats his date’s dessert and says ‘i’m not even sorry
The time he can’t give up a stuffed animal to a baby
He keeps a fork on him at all times in case of Emergencies
Phoebe tells him he can’t remember his past lives because ‘he’s brand new’
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