Me: *shouts from the bedroom* Daddy I’m hungry!
Negan: *shouts back from another room* Go eat something!
Me: *shouts again after a while* Daddy I’m cold!
Negan: *shouts back* Get under the covers!
Me: *shouts again after thinking hard* Daddy I’m wet!
Negan: …
Negan: *Get up fast* Coming!
Me: *hearing heavy footsteps approaching* *smiles victoriously*
Daddy:
Lol. True story.
This is what happens. This is canon.
