erik: yo im just gonna blow up some shit im real creepy and im gonna kill that fuckboy kk bye
raoul: hey girl I WAS THE BOY WHO FETCHED YOUR SCARF IN THE SEA REMEMBER ME DO YOU LET ME GIVE YOU ROSE FEEL MY HAND THATS BOYFRIEND MATERIAL
managers: christine we got this down oh shIT WE DON’T
carlotta: all you twig bitches dont listen to me especially you ramen noodle hair girl
madame giry: yeah theres this man whos like older than you but he likes you ok christine
meg: christine THERES A MAN WHO IS CREEPY AS FUCK
christine: i just asked for singing lessons