macheteandpython:

Merle Dixon in Every Episode

» Tell it to The Frogs

That’s right. You heard me, bitch. You got a problem? Bring it on if you’re man enough, Or take it up the chain if you’re a pussy. You heard me, You pussy-ass noncom bitch. You ain’t deaf. Take it up the damn chain of command Or you can kiss my lily-white ass. That’s right. That’s what I said. You heard me. And then this idiot, he takes a swing, You know, and well Oh, you should’ve seen the look on his face When I punched out his front teeth. Yeah, five of ‘em. Pow! Pow! Just like that. Oh my god. Oh, that’s what them teeth cost me. That was That was hard time, But by god, it was worth every minute of it Just to see that prick Spit his teeth out on the ground. Yes sir, Worth every minute.