TELL ME THE TEACHER STORY!!! Please, I’m begging!!!! Girl, you drop these bombs and not tell me about that.
LOL OK
So… He struts in, right? And every girl on campus KNOWS this professor is cute af. He’s 6ft 3in tall. BLUE MOTHERFUCKING EYES. Dark brown hair and always wearing a baseball hat. BACKWARDS.
So, he walks in the store and internally, I’m already freaking the fuck out
He grabs an energy drink and looks at the labeling on the can. He was definitely showing his age by holding it hella far away from him to read LOL
He comes up to the counter and says, “oh can you tell me what that says? the print is too small”
I FUCKING SMILE. I JUST SMILE. NO DAMN RESPONSE AND HE’S HOLDING OUT THE CAN FOR ME TO TAKE
Finally, I fucking come to my senses bc I LITERALLY FELT LIKE I WAS SWIMMING IN THOSE BLUE EYES OF HIS
Anyway, I’m like “the bottom one? the one literally at the bottom?”
And he says yes, confidently.
ALL RIGHT AND MY DUMBASS GOES
“Oh, it says please recycle.”
OBVIOUSLY IT WASNT WHAT HE WAS ASKING FOR BC HE’S STARING AT ME LIKE I’M A DAMN SMARTASS AND I AM SERIOUSLY LIKE OH GOD WAS HE REALLY ASKING WHAT THAT SAID
Then he takes the can and fucking SQUINTS to read it and goes, “I just want to know the caffeine content…”
I WANTED TO WALK THE FUCK AWAY AND BURY MYSELF IN A HOLE BC OF HOW STUPID I LOOKED OK LOL
please recycle TF WAS I THINKING
Me reading all these stories rn:
Poor professor thought he got owned. lol. Tv shows couldn’t do it better.
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