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mjwatson:

IAN MALCOLM IN JURASSIC WORLD: FALLEN KINGDOM

Ohohohoho I am so READY for this shit. LOOK AT HOW SALTY HE IS. HE’S LIKE I WARNED YOU DUMBFUCKS MULTIPLE TIMES I AM SO TIRED. I HAVE POST TRAUMATIC STRESS DISORDER BUT NO NO, PLEASE TELL ME HOW YOU SHOULD REOPEN THE PARK. AGAIN. FOR THE FIFTH TIME. AS IN FIVE. THIS HAS HAPPENED, FIVE TIMES.