the signs as things my nephew has said while watching the vampire diaries

bookybuns:

thought this would be fun to make

aries: “Elena’s a boring piece of paper, and I wish they’d let her die already.”

taurus: “Oh, Klaus, you’re such a dirty sock and I hate you so much.”

gemini: “Jeremy stole my woman and then messed it up. With a ghost! A vampire ghost! You’re the dirtiest sock of them all!”

cancer: *singing quietly* “Bonnniiiiiieeee, will you marry meeeeee”

leo: “Eat my toe, Jeremy. I hate you.”

virgo: “That dirty sock and Stefan made a deal. Stefan, you’re an even dirtier sock for trusting him. Stupid white boy vampire.”

libra: “Gah, I love Damon.”

scorpio: “Why are all these vampires white?” 

sagittarius: “Rebekah…Rebekah…Rebe-Crazy. She likes murder. I like her.”

capricorn: “Vampire wolfies…that’s not disturbing. Nope, not at all.” *shudders*

aquarius: “If Damon dies….I’m gonna fight someone. Probably Jeremy. Or Klaus.”

pisces: *falls off the couch gasping* “He’s in Alaric’s body! Oh my Jesus!”