oakttree:

bittyjack:

chris evans is so fucking rank in snowpiercer. like he hasn’t showered in 17 years and he’s covered in blood and he ate babies but i am like. yeah. yeah dude. after u fuck up that frozen capitalist death train u gotta call me. he looks fucking disgusting but he is so On

#on a dick scale of ONE to WORTH THE UTI #curtis’s filthy monster dong is a solid Pop Ten Cranberry Pills Beforehand And Hope For The Best [killerville]

dear god

mako:

mako:

i’m not even joking when i say if there’s ever a new avatar series i’d drop everything. i could be in my late 20s in a swanky apartment mid makeout session with my hot on-the-rise environmental law boyfriend and my phone will ring and i’d dismount that boy faster than zaheer got over p’li

WHAT THE FUCK DID I TELL Y’ALL BACK IN 2014