This family dynamic is going to kill me.
IAN MALCOLM IN JURASSIC WORLD: FALLEN KINGDOM
Ohohohoho I am so READY for this shit. LOOK AT HOW SALTY HE IS. HE’S LIKE I WARNED YOU DUMBFUCKS MULTIPLE TIMES I AM SO TIRED. I HAVE POST TRAUMATIC STRESS DISORDER BUT NO NO, PLEASE TELL ME HOW YOU SHOULD REOPEN THE PARK. AGAIN. FOR THE FIFTH TIME. AS IN FIVE. THIS HAS HAPPENED, FIVE TIMES.
Dean in Every Season (Season Three)
“I’ve been doing some thinking, and… Well, the thing is… I don’t wanna die.”
i scare people lots because i walk very softly and they don’t hear me enter rooms so when they turn around i’m just kind of there and their fear fuels me
Is it true that you shot [Infinity War] without even seeing the full script?
Net Neutrality
CONGRATULATIONS, everybody! We only have 10 days to fight the FCC & the repeal of #NetNeutrality!
Thanks to John Oliver there’s a SUPER easy way to do this
Do you enjoy Netflix? Do you find yourself spending too much time on FB? If net neutrality goes away, our Internet bills go up and we give power to companies like Comcast and Spectrum.Here’s what you can do – takes less than a minute:
1. Go to gofccyourself.com
(the shortcut John Oliver made to the hard-to-find FCC comment page)
2. Click on the 17-108 link (Restoring Internet Freedom)
2. Click on “express”
3. Be sure to hit “ENTER” after you put in your name & info so it registers.
4. In the comment section write, “I strongly support net neutrality backed by Title 2 oversight of ISPs.”
5. Click to submit, done. – Make sure you hit submit at the end!
**Feel free to share this**
#SquadGoals.
i sleep nude because if someone ever breaks into my house they gotta fight me while im naked and i dare you to try and swing on a nigga when his dick is out
You are grade A guarenteed to get yourself hurt with this mindset? You think I’m afraid to grab a dick and yank it, bruh? You think I won’t get my hands dirty on your dick in order to end you? You got the wrong one, man—and your ass better hope I don’t have a knife.
Okay weirdly this exact situation has happened to me. It was summer so I was sleeping naked, but then I heard the lock on the front door being opened. I thought someone was breaking into my house and I had enough time to either grab my sword or my nightgown, not both.
Two things I learned.
One, sometimes apartment complexes will flat out forget to tell you they’re sending someone over from the fire department to check your fire extinguishers.
Two, no matter how bad ass a person thinks they are, a naked person swinging a sword at them will knock them off balance both physically and mentally.
However, the fireman was very nice about it and accepted my apology.
didn’t think it could get any better, yet here we are
ofdreamsanddragons 