pamelaislee:

lukefox:

todds:

damianswaynes:

batman: killing villains would just make me one of the villains too!

aquaman: *walking past, his trident red with the blood of his enemies* say that to my face bitch

jason every time bruce makes him mad (meaning he says this at least 8 times every time bruce talks to him: if AQUAMAN were my dad–

bruce: killing the joker would make me as bad as him, jason!

arthur, upon hearing jackson got a little nicked fighting some random goons: hold my trident, i’m strangling them with my bare hands,

Jason: someone tripped me in the hall at school and then called me mean names

Bruce: that builds character jason

Jackson: someone sneezed in my direction today,

Arthur: they WHAT *picks up trident, starts putting on armor*

ancient-string:

gwendolencorday:

THIS GUY WAS HITTING ON ME AND MAKING ME SUPER UNCOMFORTABLE, SO I TOLD HIM I HAVE A BOYFRIEND (because he seemed like one of those guys who, whilst they don’t respect women, they do respect another man’s “claim” on a woman) AND HE WAS LIKE “PROVE IT; SHOW ME A PICTURE” SO I SHOWED HIM THE BACKGROUND ON MY MOBILE AND HE BELIEVED ME

THIS IS MY MOBILE BACKGROUND:

I TOLD HIM IT WAS A PICTURE OF MY BOYFRIEND IN COSTUME FOR A PLAY. THANK YOU OSCAR WILDE FOR GETTING THAT FUCKBOY TO LEAVE.

Reblog if Oscar Wilde is your ghost boyfriend