Magneto: Are you interested in joining my team of mutants fighting for the end of mutant oppression? 🙂
A mutant: sure what’s it called?
Magneto: the brotherhood of evil mutants
Mutant: w
Mutant: why’s it called that
That would be despicable.
ibara in chapter 197!!
I know this is all Ive talked about today but im still just. astounded. like when DC said they had an 18+ rated line coming I just assumed “oh they’re gonna say the F word a lot and have more violence” then in the very first issue there’s batman’s wiener. comics are good again
Me and my two best friends were chained up in a room (think the movie Saw)and the little jigsaw guy was like, “I wanna play a game. You all are going to die if you don’t cut off your feet,” and one friend was like, “Do it coward, kill us,“ and the other said, “You’re a lil bitch, are you a lil bitch, murder boy?” And I laughed and the jigsaw guy said, “This is literally the least amount of fun I have ever had doing this,” and I woke up.
amy adams walking onto set of sharp objects every day: morning comrades let’s get this emmy
hot take: jay-z groomed beyoncé from when she was a teenager which is why she became dependent on him and refused to leave his ass after he cheated on her
I mean… she was 19 and he was 30
she was 16 when they met, and she was 18 when they got together. idk if your post is agreeing with my original post or arguing against it.
Why they say it like 19 year olds aren’t still teenagers… they should not be with 30 year olds either.
I was agreeing. The age gap is creepy
My friend’s chubby puppy likes to sit like this



