god there’s really nothing as comforting as the early seasons of the x-files like i want to inject the slightly grainy soft coloured scenes and baby mulder and scully directly into my veins so i can feel peace for once
u know what my biggest pet peeve is? when someone is like genuinely very mean to others and when they’re called out on their behavior they’re like “sorry i’m just a bitch xoxo” like yes u sure are!!!!! not something u should be proud of
Just like how people who call themselves “just honest!!!” never do things like give people unexpected compliments! Interesting!
miss me with that ‘weapon accuracy’ shit. im shooting everything. im laying down cover fire. im shooting the walls. im shooting my teammates. im shooting myself. my accuracy is 100% yall just dont know what im aiming at
I didn’t even read the rest because I’m still laughing at “miss me with that ‘weapon accuracy’ shit” like I’ve never read a more perfect phrase in my life
car chase scenes in movies: don’t let him get away! follow the 98 sonata!!!
me, who literally only tells cars apart by colours: the what