Ostara throwing shade at Laura in Coming to Jesus.

Mr. Wednesday: They killed Vulcan.

Shadow Moon:

Okay, but what’s backstory between Easter/Ostara and Mad Sweeney? I need to know.

“See that hill? A fairy mound. A door to the world of the Aos Sí. And if you’re lucky, you might catch a glimpse of the little folk as they pass through at twilight.”

Road-trip buddies.

Someone who doesn’t know me:

Me:

Making Friends 101 with Mad Sweeney:

Step one: Show them how much coins you have, on your hand, on earn, on your tongue. Coins are fucking awesome and you friend is gonna be in awe of your ability to produce them.

Step two: Ask them to fight you. If even your bribery doesn’t work, proceed to step tree.

Step tree: Provoke them to fight you. Tease them about their wife death.

Step four: FIGHT THEM! IT’S AMAZING! SHOW THEM THE SHEER UNHOLY FUCKING DELIGHT OF IT!

Step five: Awesome, you made a new friend! Hopefully, he will be back soon from his journey and them you two can fight some more and do coin tricks together.

There are two types of people on a fight:

The cool, calm kind:

And this motherfucker over here:

Mad Sweeney: “I’ll kick anyone’s ass. I’ll kick your ass. I’ll kick your dog’s ass. I’ll kick my own ass”