I really appreciate Starz innovating and showing dicks on screen, it’s really important when women vagina and breast are always showed explicit on tv shows, but I need to ask: When we will get to see the dicks that we really want? Like Shadows or Mad Sweeney.

Things I learned on this new episode: Bilquis vagina is the center of the universe.

My newest campaign: Give Shadow Moon a break 2k17!

Okay, but when we gonna get Anansi spin-off, so I can have @therealorlandojones on my screen every week??? Make it happen, Starz!

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Me:

I thought the words, “I want to fuck a Leprechaun” would never come from my mouth, but them this motherfucker happened:

Someone who doesn’t know me:

Me:

Making Friends 101 with Mad Sweeney:

Step one: Show them how much coins you have, on your hand, on earn, on your tongue. Coins are fucking awesome and you friend is gonna be in awe of your ability to produce them.

Step two: Ask them to fight you. If even your bribery doesn’t work, proceed to step tree.

Step tree: Provoke them to fight you. Tease them about their wife death.

Step four: FIGHT THEM! IT’S AMAZING! SHOW THEM THE SHEER UNHOLY FUCKING DELIGHT OF IT!

Step five: Awesome, you made a new friend! Hopefully, he will be back soon from his journey and them you two can fight some more and do coin tricks together.

There are two types of people on a fight:

The cool, calm kind:

And this motherfucker over here:

Mad Sweeney: “I’ll kick anyone’s ass. I’ll kick your ass. I’ll kick your dog’s ass. I’ll kick my own ass”