I can’t believe that American Gods just made the nicest death scene ever. Like can Anubis be cuter???
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American Gods – 1×02 – The Secret Of Spoon
Always better dead than forgotten. And no one is ever gonna forget you.
“Let me paint a picture of what’s waiting for you on the shore. You arrive in America, land of opportunity, milk and honey and guess what? You all get to be slaves. Split up, sold off and worked to death. The lucky ones get sunday off to sleep and fuck and make more slaves, and all for what? For cotton? Indigo? For a fucking purple shirt? The only good news is the tabacco your grandkids are gonna farm for free is gonna give a shitload of these white motherfuckers cancer. And I ain’t even started yet.”
Czernobog: *looks at Shadow*
Me:

I really appreciate Starz innovating and showing dicks on screen, it’s really important when women vagina and breast are always showed explicit on tv shows, but I need to ask: When we will get to see the dicks that we really want? Like Shadows or Mad Sweeney.
Things I learned on this new episode: Bilquis vagina is the center of the universe.
My newest campaign: Give Shadow Moon a break 2k17!
Okay, but when we gonna get Anansi spin-off, so I can have @therealorlandojones on my screen every week??? Make it happen, Starz!
Gillian Anderson appears as Media.
Me:

