I thought the words, “I want to fuck a Leprechaun” would never come from my mouth, but them this motherfucker happened:

shadovvmoon:

American Gods 1×1 “The Bone Orchard”
→ Shadow Moon, from behind

lauramaher25:

American Gods – Intro pt2

true-loves-tackle:

Shadow Moon in 1×01 “The Bone Orchard”

lauramaher25:

American Gods – Intro pt1

lokispriestess:

eggogorgon:

Whiff of death on the page. Laura Moon. Is this your old lady’s obituary?

yesssssssss

Someone who doesn’t know me:

Me:

eggogorgon:

Whiff of death on the page. Laura Moon. Is this your old lady’s obituary?

Making Friends 101 with Mad Sweeney:

Step one: Show them how much coins you have, on your hand, on earn, on your tongue. Coins are fucking awesome and you friend is gonna be in awe of your ability to produce them.

Step two: Ask them to fight you. If even your bribery doesn’t work, proceed to step tree.

Step tree: Provoke them to fight you. Tease them about their wife death.

Step four: FIGHT THEM! IT’S AMAZING! SHOW THEM THE SHEER UNHOLY FUCKING DELIGHT OF IT!

Step five: Awesome, you made a new friend! Hopefully, he will be back soon from his journey and them you two can fight some more and do coin tricks together.

There are two types of people on a fight:

The cool, calm kind:

And this motherfucker over here: