littlefinger: O’H myo gdo…sansna…pelsael sotp pelase…oh my ogdosgd i didntin mesan to staarjt a wa;r and k ill all thiose peopeolf……eoghmy godog….im ahgivnfg a panpic attiakc sotpg…..
bran: jon needs to know he’s a targaryen
sam: what
bran: ive known this for months but like im only mentioning this now
sam: why didn’t you tell him earlier?? you could’ve sent a raven?
bran: i am a raven and i live for drama
sam: bran
bran: shit he’s banging his aunt right now
HOW PEOPLE TRAVEL SO FAST ON THIS SHOW? Like Dany is offering free ride on her dragons?