hackerfucker:

t’challa’s moral virtue really is on another plane like imagine risking it all to save martin freemans life 

it would be SO easy for me to let martin freeman die in almost any circumstance, like if he collapsed from a heart attack and there wasnt a phone within my immediate arms reach id just be like, bilbo its your time man :

hashtagdion:

The first time I heard an adult say the f word was when I was in fourth grade and we were doing some project that involved us baking cookies together as a class. My teacher Ms. Lindsey, who was real sweet, was demonstrating for everybody and she asked if anyone knew how to crack an egg, and I really didn’t know how to crack an egg, but I’m a go-getter, so I raised my hand and she called on me. I instantly knew I was in trouble at that point but I’d seen my dad crack eggs hundreds of times so I figured, ya know, it can’t be thaaaat hard. So I grab the egg but I have no sense of how softly you’re supposed to tap an egg to crack it, so I just slam it against the desk and splatter raw egg ten feet in every direction and my teacher said “what the fuck, Dion?”