sanetwin:

declaring “this is the bad place” every time you are even slightly inconvenienced is peak humor

zodiac–signs:

capricorn (can’t die, cause they’re the murderer)
scorpio (somehow manages to escape??)
gemini (convinces the murderer not to kill them)
virgo (too useful to be killed, ends up helping the murderer)
sagittarius (i don’t even know, they’re lucky af)
libra (too pretty to die tbh!!!)

violaslayvis:

What is the point of being on this site other than to spread socialist propaganda