friends meme → 2 running gags
2. ‘oh. my. god.’
Tag: lol
True
I misread the post and I thought the therapist was offering a nice tarantula pet friend so the person wouldn’t feel alone anymore
Man pays for $137 traffic ticket with 137 origami pigs, delivered in doughnut boxes.
the most tasteful “fuck you” I have ever seen
Chaotic good
Me reading smutty fanfiction.
Stakar: There’s only one thing worse than trafficking. *holds up card so it says ‘trafficking children’* BOOM
Yondu: *gasps* CHILDREN!
Stakar: No.
2017 mood
LMAO
My hot friends, after bragging about all the people who’ve had crushes on them: so how many people have had a crush on you ;^)
Me, a goblin: I’m an acquired taste
Does Cthulu count as “something old”?
Asking for a friend.
please do not raise old gods, new gods, borrowed gods, or blue gods
It’s your wedding day honey you raise whatever the hell you want.
Is this American Gods?
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