Some nerd: normal fictional crushes
Me: Id fuck blue Michael Rooker
Tag: lol
Sir, if you don’t mind my saying, I’m a little concerned. I’ve seen you go through similar phases in…
CHINESE GIRL PRETENDS TO BE A GHOST TO AVOID PARKING CHARGE
Can’t bloody believe that.
STRAIGHT G
OH MY GOD
JFC
excellence
How much is parking to do all that.
🤣😂🤣🤣
Claire Temple visiting a Lawyer other than Matt
Claire Temple: Before we start, you are not secretly some kind of ninja or one of those super-people, are you?… sorry, it’s that with my luck, you may as well be… I don’t know, The Hulk’s Cousin or something.
Jennife Walters: Yeah… wouldn’t that be awakward? *nervous laughter*
i love how in FL cannibalism is for the most part only hinted at like ‘ohhh they have such ‘’’’’terrible table manners’’’’’’’’ if you know what i mean’ and the player character has to put in a good bit of effort to even interact with cannibals, much less eat human flesh.
and then in sunless sea its like ‘whoops im out of supplies better eat my crew haha’
listen i don’t know anything about Fallen London but you abbreviating it to FL made me think this was something happening in Florida and as someone who lives in Florida, i was prepared to believe it
googled “dog swearing” and wasn’t disappointed
His fucking look of determination. Like, “you’re going to fucking jail Greg.”
Where👏 is 👏season👏 3