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dangerousdykes:

me: [finds a scratch i don’t remember getting]
me: [the x-files original 1993 opening theme.mp3]

thugilly:

nottheaverageasian:

when you try to make plans with your friends and they say no

geraltsbeard:

i had to draw this good good post by @penny-anna

brightindie:

my future husband is going to have the coolest wife lol u go dude

boggoth:

artauds:

participated in a bacchanal at claire’s

torn apart by maenads at claire’s

moriarty:

ianwanda:

I think if a murderer wanted to lure me out of my room all they’d have to do is turn off my wifi cause sure as shit I’m gonna go see why it isn’t working

touch my wifi you asshole and i wont be the one whos getting murdered tonight

shock:

fantastic beasts not only has shit CGI, johnny depp, now they’re trying to sell me on nagini the giant snake becoming a sexy human woman and seducing credence (ezra miller with a bowl cut) like trying to convince me credence and nagini fucked and made snape or some shit this is all too much for me i just want to see newt scamander run around like he’s on doctor who LMFAO

mutantapologist:

Sorry that this looks sort of half finished, its because it is half finished lmao i have a ton of stuff to do this week so i just wanted to post something when i still have time

insp

transmanrichardstrand:

It’s really not a “gen z are funnier than millennials” thing it’s just that high schoolers are consistently the funniest people alive no matter what year it is

fairygodrobot:

anxiety brain: IM GOING TO DIE ALONE AND UNCARED FOR

the other side of my brain which is wearing a hawaiian shirt: [cracks another sparkling water] yeah probably