mattelektras:

matt post defenders: time to be depressed and self sabotage because elektra’s dead and its time for drama

elektra, very much not dead, holding a martini: there he goes. the bitch that never learns 

peterssquill:

museum curator, watching steve waltz into the smithsonian, the memory of having the stolen cap america authentic howling commando era uniform returned dirty and ridden with bullet holes still fresh in their mind: hide the VALUABLES

steve, reaching over the rope to poke at something on display: it’s my goddamn stuff???

floozys-deactivated20180908:

this is me calling the police 

derinthemadscientist:

johnnyfourballs:

rrozeselavy:

rich ppl are like so easily convinced abt ghosts I remember growing up it was near this vacant lot and whenever I broke a toy instead of going to face the wrath of my mother I would fucking bury it in that lot and then sure enough, some dude tried to develop the land and found a ton of buried rotten dolls and shit and told everyone it was haunted

it’s been over a decade and that lot is still vacant 

You single handedly tanked the value of someone’s prime real estate and that makes me happy

As soon as I read this I immediately started thinking of ways to do this on purpose to get cheap land and I was five posts down my dash before I realised I was becoming Scooby Doo villain

midclown120boos:

This is so much more epic in light of the fact that Eminem has done interviews in which he said that this quote genuinely hurt his feelings

fractalheart:

livebloggingmydescentintomadness:

(the series)

I’m on the toilet crying.