Me and my two best friends were chained up in a room (think the movie Saw)and the little jigsaw guy was like, “I wanna play a game. You all are going to die if you don’t cut off your feet,” and one friend was like, “Do it coward, kill us,“ and the other said, “You’re a lil bitch, are you a lil bitch, murder boy?” And I laughed and the jigsaw guy said, “This is literally the least amount of fun I have ever had doing this,” and I woke up.
Maybe I’m an old man but goddamn, these vampires with blood dripping down their chins–that’s your food!! THAT’S YOUR FOOD!! Close!! Your!! Mouth!! You think some asshole slobbering chicken noodle soup or yogurt or clam chowder all down themselves would be sexy??? What makes you any different, you sticky-stained slackjawed screwball??? Close your mouth!! Use a napkin!! And for godssakes stop looking so smug, like, “Oooo, I’m a creature of the night look at what sustains me” yeah uh huh a fucking lack of basic hygiene is what I’m seeing and it is not impressive!! At all!! My nephews are three years old and they drool less than you do!! You’re how many centuries old?!?! ACT LIKE IT
chris evans is so fucking rank in snowpiercer. like he hasn’t showered in 17 years and he’s covered in blood and he ate babies but i am like. yeah. yeah dude. after u fuck up that frozen capitalist death train u gotta call me. he looks fucking disgusting but he is so On
i hate those posts that are like “we lived in murder house, we escaped the asylum, we fuckin did shit in the coven, etc” like u did nothing sarah paulson did it all
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