sinners0prayer:

me, lying on the ground
you: are you thinking about negan and rick again
me: uh huh
you: are you thinking about negan with carl and judith again?
me: yeah
you: youre not getting up anytime soon are you
me: no

kellyn1604:

neganandjdm:

I just bent over backwards to show you how reasonable I am. How about a little credit?

What do I need to do to get him to come feed my kids spaghetti? I swear I will be super grateful.

@kellyn1604 Send one of your kids to shoot some guys and giving in a stinky eye. You know, the basics.

mypapawinchester:

The Walking Dead | 07×11 Hostiles and Calamities

jeffrey-daddy-morgan:

Top 5 favorite JDM characters: #1 Negan

Now, I don’t know what kind of lying assholes you’ve been dealing with but I’m a man of my word.

(requested by anon)

glenhree:

5.02 x 6.16

Getting Daddy’s attention

daintyunicorn:

kellyn1604:

baby-princesss:

Me: *shouts from the bedroom* Daddy I’m hungry!

Negan: *shouts back from another room* Go eat something!

Me: *shouts again after a while* Daddy I’m cold!

Negan: *shouts back* Get under the covers!

Me: *shouts again after thinking hard* Daddy I’m wet!

Negan: …

Negan: *Get up fast* Coming!

Me: *hearing heavy footsteps approaching* *smiles victoriously*

Daddy:

Lol. True story.

This is what happens. This is canon.