marry a guy who has sisters because he’s seen the female in her natural state therefore won’t have any unrealistic expectations of you
Tag: omg
my fave: *does anything*
me:
I just bent over backwards to show you how reasonable I am. How about a little credit?
What do I need to do to get him to come feed my kids spaghetti? I swear I will be super grateful.
@kellyn1604 Send one of your kids to shoot some guys and giving in a stinky eye. You know, the basics.
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