the 2018 oscars are going to be even worse than usual because i can almost guarantee you a bunch of chucklefucks are gonna crack wise about all the sexual assault allegations. some straight celebrity is gonna go up to the mic, make a completely inappropriate quip about harvey weinstein, and less than five minutes later there’ll be a buzzfeed article with the headline “Watch This Woke Ally Just Totally Fucking Pulverize Hollywood Abusers” and then at some point during the night the academy will probably find a way to honor woody allen