vivienvalentino:

the same people who scream “I’m leaving, this is the final straw” every time staff fucks up are here five minutes later shitposting spongebob memes. let’s be real you were here through the porn bots apocalypse, you gonna be here through the titty prohibition.

pinkisbitter:

I want an episode of buzzfeed unsolved where for no obvious reason shane is out but john mulaney takes his place and it’s just like that for one episode before it goes back to shane and it’s literally never mentioned

taur:

–s-a-r-a–:

Every fan every time

quickweaves:

Do you ever just think about what your mom saw in your dad cause you’ve known this man your entire life and you’re just not seeing any redeeming personality traits

highmami:

IG – queeneirual

Second blog – relaxedprincess

stardustbinch:

when an old person assumes that i don’t know what a cassette or vhs tape is:

Me, sipping a lemonade and watching my life go to shit: hoo boy I’m gonna have to deal with that some day

When I don’t answer a message you sent me

endcastiel:

What happened:

I am physically unable to answer (at school, actually working at work, or had real life obligations)

I thought I hit send but I really didn’t

Tumblr is stupid and did not notify me, I actually had no clue you messaged me

I assumed you wanted the conversation to end at that so I did not reply so you would not get pissed off

What did not happen:

I ignored you

timsutton:

just found out there’s a fetish thing called fin-dom where rich people get off on sending vast amounts of money to people who verbally abuse them and hey just sayin if you’re into that hmu, i got a paypal and i’m mean