Me to Count Paris:

ROSVOLIO HAD A BALCONY SCENE! HE ASKED HER TO RUN WITH HIM AND SAY THAT SHE’S THE ONLY THING HE HAD!!!!!!!

ESCALUS PUNCHING THE ASSHOLE EMBASSOR WAS BEAUTIFUL

We were so fucking robbed!!! Rosvolio is fanfiction made live and ABC crushed our dreams.

Benvolio and Rosaline being cute and killing me softly with this pet names.

Escalus is such a cockblock. Ugh

Benvolio and Rosaline having a cute afternoon together.

Me:

I just want to say that Benvolio, who barely knows Rosaline and that was raised to hate her house, despise her just because of her last name, treats her with a lot more respect than Escalus.

Rosaline Capulet and Benvolio Montague on 1×03 – All The World’s A Stage

In an attempt to convince the citizens of Verona that Benvolio and Rosaline are madly in love, Prince Escalus suggests a public betrothal ceremony. Meanwhile, Livia bonds with Count Paris, and a larger conspiracy to keep the Montagues and Capulets feuding threatens Escalus’ plans for peace.

Escalus to Rosaline: “Will she marry with a harlot for a sister?”

Me right now: