American Gods | Abandoned in America sneak peek featurette [x]
Tag: shadow moon
Czernobog: *looks at Shadow*
Me:
My newest campaign: Give Shadow Moon a break 2k17!
Shadow Moon *impressed with the coin tricks*: How you do it?
Mad Sweeney:
American Gods 1×1 “The Bone Orchard”
→ Shadow Moon, from behind
Shadow Moon in 1×01 “The Bone Orchard”
Someone who doesn’t know me:
Me:
Whiff of death on the page. Laura Moon. Is this your old lady’s obituary?
Making Friends 101 with Mad Sweeney:
Step one: Show them how much coins you have, on your hand, on earn, on your tongue. Coins are fucking awesome and you friend is gonna be in awe of your ability to produce them.
Step two: Ask them to fight you. If even your bribery doesn’t work, proceed to step tree.
Step tree: Provoke them to fight you. Tease them about their wife death.
Step four: FIGHT THEM! IT’S AMAZING! SHOW THEM THE SHEER UNHOLY FUCKING DELIGHT OF IT!
Step five: Awesome, you made a new friend! Hopefully, he will be back soon from his journey and them you two can fight some more and do coin tricks together.
There are two types of people on a fight:
The cool, calm kind:
And this motherfucker over here:
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