thegestianpoet:

this official ragnarok concept art is slaying me… are you tellin me we could have had thor in a slutty gladiator outfit and taika took that away from us??

MAKE 👏 THOR 👏 WEAR 👏 USELESS 👏 LADY 👏 ARMOR 👏

Tessa Thompson as Valkyrie in Thor: Ragnarok (2017)

thorodinson:

What do you say? Uncharted
metagalactic travel through a
volatile cosmic gateway. Talk about
an adventure.

Thor: Ragnarok (2017), dir. Taika Waititi

fallenvictory:

“[Valkyrie’s] bi. And yes, she cares very little about what men think of her. What a joy to play!” – Tessa Thompson

thorinobsessed:

wombatking:

thorkyrie:

After everything that happened in Ragnarok, imagine Thor hearing about Steve and Tony’s fight and being like “Really?! Thats why you all stopped working together?! Just get over it! I did! I’m still friends with Loki and he’s betrayed me three times since breakfast! This petty mortal shit is nothing!”

Loki: “Can confirm, poisoning his mead right now.”

Thor: “Ha! I’ve built up an immunity.”

Now I feel I was cheated on Civil War

thegestianpoet:

the fact that Loki’s death scene in Thor 2 was originally intended to be real & retconned later and the end where he’s alive was filmed during pickups has me SO fucked up because now I can’t choose between which headcanon I prefer re: his behavior in Ragnarok. like listen, okay, either:

1. loki was planning on playing dead the whole time and so his very sad death scene & everything he said therein was a calculated move and he was practically writing the theatrical version of it (starring matt damon as himself) as he went along

OR

2. loki really thought he was dying and every melodramatic word of his death scene was 100% heartfelt and then after he realized he wasn’t dead he fucking… woke up peaced out to go take over asgard (lol?) and several months later he was sitting on the throne and could remember every word of what he said to thor on that day and was like “wow im so fucking poetic. that should be a play. starring matt damon as Me perhaps”

and I honestly could not tell you which is better

Bruce Banner + PhDs.

merianymerosmartell:

We all thought Loki was the odd one out but it turns out Thor is actually the friendly jock middle child in a family of bitchy drama club goths

Infinity war scene pitch

*dramatic shot of Loki and Thor on a hill watching Thanos destroy humanity*
Loki: I don’t think we can do ‘get help’ this time.
Thor laughs and sighs: You underestimate me, brother.
*cut to slowmo of Loki getting thrown at Thanos’s face while the Thor ragnarok music plays*

smolshork:

i love how everybody just talks about “jeff goldblum” in thor: ragnarok. like, not the grandmaster, no, it was jeff goldblum. the character was jeff goldblum, jeff goldblum was talking to thor and loki, jeff goldblum was the one controlling the fights, jeff goldblum threw orgies on his small personal spaceship.