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the signs as things my nephew has said while watching the vampire diaries

bookybuns:

thought this would be fun to make

aries: “Elena’s a boring piece of paper, and I wish they’d let her die already.”

taurus: “Oh, Klaus, you’re such a dirty sock and I hate you so much.”

gemini: “Jeremy stole my woman and then messed it up. With a ghost! A vampire ghost! You’re the dirtiest sock of them all!”

cancer: *singing quietly* “Bonnniiiiiieeee, will you marry meeeeee”

leo: “Eat my toe, Jeremy. I hate you.”

virgo: “That dirty sock and Stefan made a deal. Stefan, you’re an even dirtier sock for trusting him. Stupid white boy vampire.”

libra: “Gah, I love Damon.”

scorpio: “Why are all these vampires white?” 

sagittarius: “Rebekah…Rebekah…Rebe-Crazy. She likes murder. I like her.”

capricorn: “Vampire wolfies…that’s not disturbing. Nope, not at all.” *shudders*

aquarius: “If Damon dies….I’m gonna fight someone. Probably Jeremy. Or Klaus.”

pisces: *falls off the couch gasping* “He’s in Alaric’s body! Oh my Jesus!”

Klonnie Week 2k17 | Day 2: Tropes – Soulmates

I have crossed oceans of time to find you.

There are darknesses in life and there are lights, and you are one of the lights, the light of all lights.

A young lawyer Enzo is assigned to a gloomy village in the mists of eastern Europe. He is captured and imprisoned by the undead vampire Klaus, who travels to London, inspired by a photograph of Enzo’s betrothed, the beautiful Bonnie Bennett, who resembles his lost wife. In Britain, Klaus begins a seduction game with Bonnie Bennett, who proves herself to be lovely, witty and a more delicious challenge that he previous thought. An ancient power flows in her veins and she wouldn’t be easily charmed by the handsome vampire.

thefudge:

klonnie week 2k17: alternate universe

asoiaf au: bonnie as arianne martell, princess of dorne, and klaus as ser arys oakheart of the kingsguard. 

Arianne: Are you certain you are not off to some other bed, some other woman? Tell me who she is. (…)
Arys: You know I have no other woman. Only… duty.