macheteandpython:

Joe in Every Episode

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Looks like you may be wanting an explanation. See, going it alone, that ain’t an option nowadays. Still, it is survival of the fittest. That’s a paradox right there. So I laid out some rules of the road to keep things from going Darwin every couple hours. Keep our merry band together and stress-free. All you got to do is claim. That’s how you mark your territory, your prey, your bed at night. One word, claimed.

Getting Daddy’s attention

daintyunicorn:

kellyn1604:

baby-princesss:

 Me: *shouts from the bedroom* Daddy I’m hungry!

Negan: *shouts back from another room* Go eat something!

Me: *shouts again after a while* Daddy I’m cold!

Negan: *shouts back* Get under the covers!

Me: *shouts again after thinking hard* Daddy I’m wet!

Negan: …

Negan: *Get up fast* Coming!

Me: *hearing heavy footsteps approaching* *smiles victoriously*

Daddy:

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Lol. True story.

This is what happens. This is canon.